Hash Trash #1548 McPisser version

#1548 King Cakes in Kingwood
Hash: #1548 King Cakes in Kingwood
Hares: Rain Bitch, Wet n Dry, Spot on the Mat
Date: 1-6-2008
Location: Kingwood Drive, Kingwood, Texas

The hash line offered rather ominous directions, but 69 die-hard hashers made their way to the far back of Kingwood to run the King's Cake in the Woods in Kingwood hash. King's Cake is traditionally eaten on Jan. 6 on the first day of Mardi Gras.

Rain Bitch led the chalk talk and promised us several checks, more than one back check and water crossings. Trail started in the woods and crossed a bayou. Most hashers walked across the stones to cross the bayou while a couple of short-cutters had waded though a deeper part of the bayou. Then long straight-aways through developing neighborhoods for the walkers, while the runners trail ran through a GLORIOUS peace of shiggy that you just can't find in the city. The walker's trail got lost because the one who had verbal directions, Frannie Panni, abandoned them for the runners so the walkers were the last in.

The ON-ON had a great circle RA'd by Wad to Blow. Visitors included the entire Galveston crew, Santa Claus, Pearl Necklace, Can't Touch This, Pleather Balls and Living Proof from San Antonio. We celebrated Will-He Peter's 54th birthday and Spot on the mat gave him beer goggles.

This run also brought out quite a few re-boots we haven't seen for a while like Chicken Choker and Pump Me, Turtle Brains and The Pitts, DoppleGangBanger and Bleeder, to name but a few. Pearl Necklace brought a new boot as did NARC.

I remember a good accusation of Tai Tai Toy against Womb Service. Something about throwing his glasses. The hares were recognized for having 69 attendees. Grindslut stood in for Gaslight on one accusation and McPisser stood in for Cums Anyway (Giggles), who was glaringly absent, on another. And then it got lame…

Before the circle was officially over, several bored hounds started circling the excellent stew provided by Rainbitch like vultures. We had Beef Stew and Vegetarian Stew. All yummy!

The hashers retired to Hoot Country on Greens Rd. on the way back to town for another attempt at ON-ON-ON of the year, where there was pole dancing again , just like last time!! Just good friends, laughter, good beer and line dancing.

Faithfully submitted and ON-ON,

--- Roll Model & McPisser ----