#1548 King Cakes in Kingwood
Hash: #1548 King Cakes in Kingwood
Hares: Rain Bitch, Wet n Dry, Spot on the Mat
Date: 1-6-2008
Location: Kingwood Drive, Kingwood, Texas
The hash line offered rather ominous directions, but 69 die-hard hashers made their way to the suburbs of Kingwood to run the King’s Cake in the Woodlands
hash (that was really in Kingwood). King’s Cake is celebrated on Jan. 6 as the beginning of Mardi Gras.
Rain Bitch led the chalk talk and promised us several
checks, more than one back check and water crossings. Trail started in the woods and crossed a bayou. Most hashers waded across the bayou but a few clever ones managed to cross and keep their feet dry. Then long straight-aways through developing
neighborhoods.
The walker’s trail got lost because the one who had verbal directions, Frannie Panni, abandoned them for the runners so the walkers were the last in.
The ON-ON had a great circle RA’d by Wad to Blow. Visitors included the entire Galveston crew, Santa Claus, Pearl Necklace, Can’t Touch This,
Pleatherballs and Living Proof from San Antonio. We celebrated Will-He Peter’s 54th birthday and Spot on the mat gave him beer goggles.
This run also brought out quite a few re-boots we haven’t seen for a while like Chicken Choker and Pump Me, Turtle Brains and The Pitts, Dopple-Ganger and Bleeder, to name but a few. Pearl Necklace brought a new boot as did NARC.
I remember a good accusation of Tai Tai Toy against Womb Service. Something about throwing his glasses. The hares were recognized for having 69 attendees. Grindslut stood in for Gaslight on one accusation and McPisser stood in for Cums Anyway (Giggles), who was glaringly absent, on another. And then it got lame…
Before the circle was officially over, several bored hounds started circling the excellent stew provided by Rainbitch like vultures. We had Beef Stew and
Vegetarian Stew. All yummy!
The hashers retired to Hoot Country on Greens Rd. on the way back to town for another attempt at ON-ON-ON of the year, but there was no pole dancing this time. Just good friends, laughter, good beer and line dancing.
Faithfully submitted and ON-ON,
--- Roll Model ----
Thanks to Rainbitch for helping me fill in some gaps.
Photo courtesy of Rubbin’ the Boy Wanker.
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Hares: Rain Bitch, Wet n Dry, Spot on the Mat
Date: 1-6-2008
Location: Kingwood Drive, Kingwood, Texas
The hash line offered rather ominous directions, but 69 die-hard hashers made their way to the suburbs of Kingwood to run the King’s Cake in the Woodlands
hash (that was really in Kingwood). King’s Cake is celebrated on Jan. 6 as the beginning of Mardi Gras.
Rain Bitch led the chalk talk and promised us several
checks, more than one back check and water crossings. Trail started in the woods and crossed a bayou. Most hashers waded across the bayou but a few clever ones managed to cross and keep their feet dry. Then long straight-aways through developing
neighborhoods.
The walker’s trail got lost because the one who had verbal directions, Frannie Panni, abandoned them for the runners so the walkers were the last in.
The ON-ON had a great circle RA’d by Wad to Blow. Visitors included the entire Galveston crew, Santa Claus, Pearl Necklace, Can’t Touch This,
Pleatherballs and Living Proof from San Antonio. We celebrated Will-He Peter’s 54th birthday and Spot on the mat gave him beer goggles.
This run also brought out quite a few re-boots we haven’t seen for a while like Chicken Choker and Pump Me, Turtle Brains and The Pitts, Dopple-Ganger and Bleeder, to name but a few. Pearl Necklace brought a new boot as did NARC.
I remember a good accusation of Tai Tai Toy against Womb Service. Something about throwing his glasses. The hares were recognized for having 69 attendees. Grindslut stood in for Gaslight on one accusation and McPisser stood in for Cums Anyway (Giggles), who was glaringly absent, on another. And then it got lame…
Before the circle was officially over, several bored hounds started circling the excellent stew provided by Rainbitch like vultures. We had Beef Stew and
Vegetarian Stew. All yummy!
The hashers retired to Hoot Country on Greens Rd. on the way back to town for another attempt at ON-ON-ON of the year, but there was no pole dancing this time. Just good friends, laughter, good beer and line dancing.
Faithfully submitted and ON-ON,
--- Roll Model ----
Thanks to Rainbitch for helping me fill in some gaps.
Photo courtesy of Rubbin’ the Boy Wanker.
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posted by RTBW at
4:48 PM
1 Comments:
How can you say there were “long straight-aways through developing neighborhoods.”? Maybe the walkers had that, but the runners ran in mostly woods. Hares don’t set trails to make walkers happy; they set trail for runners.
There were many other factual errors in this Hash Trash, but I won’t go into those.
One of the great things about this trail was Grind Slut swimming across the stream to get to the beer check first ahead of the FRB’s. That’s hashing at its best!
Rain Bitch,
King Cakes in the Woods in Kingwood Hare
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