PooperBowl 2003

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Last year's PooperBowl "Winner", Pump Me, brought out the PooperBowl, with a newly added "magazine rack" supposedly to store Hash Trash for reading while on the thrown. The weather was biting cold. Nobody wanted it. It reminded us of the 1992 Pooperbowl when Lola Blowla nearly suffered hypothermia when made into a human ice cream sundae in freezing conditions. Pump Me was treated much better than usual. The men were cautiously nervous. Wankers (you know who you are!) stayed home.

Who will it be?

The usual suspects are rounded up! Hershey Highway & Halfmoon are candidates for The Pooper	and the winner is.jpg Donut Holer is Selected as "The Winner" (ha!) of the 2003 Pooperbowl	As Pump Me announces that this year's food fest will be a Packers Tailgate Party, Crack of Dawn says "save that hat"!
First, you have to look the part, a cheezy guy in a cheezy tie!	mus..turd! Donut Holer looks more like a pretzel than a Pastry.	add ketchup and chips
what next?	some mayo sir	how about a few beans?
anyone else	beer near Wash it all down with beer!	gunged! Damn! that looks cold! Are those lips blue?

Donut Holer was spare laying down in the 40 degree mud and doing the traditional DownDown.

For anyone who cares, the Tampa Bay Bucs beat the Oakland Raiders in a route!

For more Pooper Lore, see the History of the PooperBowl