Fire Tunnel's 11th Anniversary
&
St Patrick's Weekend Celebration

Hares: Fire Tunnel, Halfmoon, Mighty Mouse

March 18th, 2001

 

 

 

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With A Special Guest Appearance by....
MY HOOTER!

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SOS, Hooterless!

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The annual St Patrick's extravaganza had a heavy turnout.... 80+ people

 

The Run was in the Downtown area,

5 miles

3 beers stops

1 Hooter

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The walkers arrive at the 1st beer check

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...not many run pictures
yours truly (Halfmoon) live hared the last 3rd.

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Hare Halfmoon and Hare Fire Tunnel
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Grind Slut arrives in style, the Slut Mobile
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The hares: Halfmoon, Mighty Mouse and Fire Tunnel get the hounds ready
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And they're off...
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First beer check, French Drip and EZFag
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Bare Ass Burn and Mighty Mouse
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WOW! You clean up well Blue Balls!
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On trail we see Houston's greatest realty offering (the sign reads "Luxury Lofts for Sale"
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Shhhh, Jessie's sleeping. Go Ball Grabber.
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Second beer check: Digital Input and Will He Peter sneak in a little lovin'
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The FRB's stop to take a group shot: Horny Hooker, Stop-N-Blow, Dick the Boy Wonder, Full Service, Rear Layer and Thong Long Gone (in front)
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Third beer check
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Trail Head licks her fingers after breaking in the new boots.
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The hash gathers at "The Last Chance" pub for the On-On and the On-On-On

Curtesy of Roller Balls: "This map is a detail the Houston Hash run (3/18/00) with your hares: Mighty Mouse, Half Moon and Fire Tunnel. My Distance: 5.15 miles (GPS)"
The red foot marks are beer checks, the X's mark the start and finish.

Halfmoon: "Hee hee, about 15 hounds took the elevated Metro Transitway on I-45 south (down the middle if I45) only to find a backcheck! I love it when the hares trick the hounds!"

 

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Bare Ass Burn
Great Green Dress!

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Grind Slut & Puppy Prick discuss the run

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Mighty Mouse & Pineapple
...go figure!

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SOS & Ass Grabber... hee hee!

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Such A Puss is consoled by Prickly Bush & Bidet Bitch for not "winning" the Hash

 

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The always smiling Brrrrrr
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Pipes gets an earful from Eargasm
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Tuna Delight, Zoltan and Head Sucker
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Mt. Ahjima and Slick Fifty
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Hash Cash counts the mula: Burning Rubber, Geek and Ass Grabber (the Hooternapper I do believe)
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Puppy Prick squeezes himself between New boot Hanne (Hannah) and Gas Light
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Low Profile, Such A Puss and The Worm That Turns look sooo happy!
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Puupy Prick tells Cums Happily a great joke "Really, it's 12 inches long!"
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Fire Tunnel and her Go-Juice, mmmm, mmmm!
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What is Digital Input drinking? Is that what they call Piss Beer?
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Fire Tunnel gets Poker Face "going"
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Drink it damn it! It's good.
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Smiling Brrr and more new boots
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New boot down-down
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The new boots drink it down FAST!
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I see London, I see France, I see Fire Tunnel's underpants
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The hares get there down-down
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Fire Tunnel does an anniversary down-down for her 11th year of hashing
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The visitors do there down-down: Generic Rock Star and Head Banger
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P.P. does a birthday down-down
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Hooter Bill enjoys Pineapple's "Wasssup" and Andy William's "What are YOU doing" skit
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Roller Balls does a new boots down-down
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That's a lot of beer Roller Balls. Next time get a size 7!
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Donut Holer gets a sympathy down-down because Crack of Dawn can't "open and swallow like other women can"
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Crack of Dawn enjoys Donut Holer doing his sympathy
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Fire Tunnel continues to spread her go-juice wealth
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An "Everyone who is Irish in the circle" down-down

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Shuttle Cock, Trail Head, &

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Cathy and Keezer the Sleezer

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Chicken Choker & Cathy

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Cums Happily, Eargasm, and Shuttle Cock!

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Roller Balls corrupts the new boots by showing them the rope of barroom gambling

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Toolbox!

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Fire Tunnel & SOS

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Rain Bitch & Gas Light

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Generic Rockstar makes a suprise appearance

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Stop n Blow just can't believe Semen

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Happy Hooker!

 

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Thong Long Gone, ??, & Smelly Trench

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Poker Face & Bidet Bitch

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Toolbox and French Drip
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Out of Tuna sneaks Roller Balls a little go-juice - what a motherly look Out of Tuna.
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Hey, what is up with the underware Fire Tunnel?
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Victor the bar owner gets a down-down for letting us trash the place and drive away all his regular customers
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Fire Tunnel seranades Shit On a Shingle
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Swamp Rat and Roller Balls
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Bartendar
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Horny Hooker is such a happy chick!
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Grind Slut and Fire Tunnel
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Fire Tunnel get your hands out of Eargasm's pants - wait till you get home.
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Fire Tunnel and Eargasm
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Dick the Boy Wonder, Brrrrr and Geek
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New boot, Burning Rubber, Gas Light, Low Profile and Hanne
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Halfmoon and Rain Bitch
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EZFag gets blown by Stop-N-Blow - good thing John Boy was still at work.
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Wait, I can't swallow that much at once!
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Shit On a Shingle, Trail Head and French Drip
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The Cheryls: Prickly Bush and Stop-N-Blow
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Hey, hey Cums Happily, get off Mighty Mouse!
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"My Hooter" makes an appearance and SOS doesn't even know it!
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Boy George, Grind Slut and Shuttle Cock get into a deep discussion
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EZFag and Bidet Bitch
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Cums Happily, Roller Balls, and Andy Williams
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Rain Bitch and Zoltan fight over the last of the stew
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Cums Happily, Roller Balls and Andy Williams getting a little loose.
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Ass Grabber moves in on Crack of Dawn - hope he knows she can't "Open and swallow like other girls can"
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Gas Light and the new boots
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Dick the Boy Wonder, Jolly, Head Banger and ??? (I forgot)
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Bare Ass Burn and Ass Grabber
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Bare Ass Burn gets a little head (or is that gives a little head?)

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Halfmoon & Stop n Blow

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Halfmoon, Toolbox, & DTBW

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Roller Balls is the beneficiary of Miss Huggy/Feeling, Stop n Blow!

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Halfmoon & Roller Model

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Toolbox, Roller Model, & Dead Fish?

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Trail Head, Cums Happily, SOS

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Linda, Hooter, & Swamp Rat

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The don't call her FULL SERVICE for nothing

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Rain Bitch helps Bidet Bitch with the "everyone wants to be a redhead" wig, the really made the rounds!

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Hooter & Balut,
...damn I missed the kiss!

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Roller Balls, Hooter

.... We know what you're looking at!

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-----Original Message-----
From: shuttlecock@hotmail.com
Sent: Sunday, March 18, 2001 9:39 PM
To: h4@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [h4] Trail

As I sat there watching the tide of inebriation lap at the shores of
the ONONON, I realized that even if the hares didn't wreck their cars
while leaving, tradition was still honorably served. Just like a
junky that finally scores, everyone was operating at 120% of drinking
potential and delving into the secrets of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit
of Beer.
Clarity came to me Early, but like any good hash run, it left way before
Late. As usual, it devolved into bribery pitchers of the Liquid
Manifestation of 'G'. Your humble narrator was left standing on his
head with a pint in the inverse toe grip position. That is why I'm
writing this in traction at the hospital. PLEASE!!!!, BRING BEER!

-- Shuttle Cock

 

 

 

STAY TUNED, same MY HOOTER channel, same MY HOOTER station, same MY HOOTER hash time.

 

Photos by Halfmoon & SOS