The day started off by Will He Peter leaving a 10 minute message on the Hash Line, saying the Hash was NOT at 4pm! ...going on and on and on about time, set your clocks back an hour, blah blah blah... and never leaving directions or the true start time! Over 30 incensed hashers left messages. Many (Burning Rubber, French Drip, ....) later admitted the called back two or three times listening to the entire 10 minute message for directions.

April Fools!
(stay tuned, live recordings to be added soon)

But alas, at noon the true start time (4pm) and run start location was posted and hash life instantly became kinder and gentler. The run started promptly at 4:45 pm from the parking lot of The Sugarland Medical Center (Williams Trace & I59)......

And they were off! Ass Grabber is out in front, Pee Pee in 2nd, Heartache a close 3rd, and Shuttlecock bringing up the rear.

But then they hit the 1st check and were confused.

Heartache and Ass Grabber look for the next mark.

Click on the little pictures (thumbnails) below to see the full sized image
FYI... the flowers, clover, and duck pictures were taken on trail!

The run was about 5 miles long with an assortment of wild flowers (see above), shiggy, wet shoe, and the dreaded pavement.

Hooter Bill shows off Muscles (???)
for Out-of-Tuna

Semen and Roller Balls discuss trail

The ON ON was at a deserted cul-de-sac behind Schlumberger

The Pack enjoyed on keg, chips 'n sauce, no Peanut Butter (because Anal 101 is from Baltimore and "doesn't get the Peanut Butter and Tortilla thing"), followed by a hot pot of beans n rice supplied by Ass Grabber.

Anal 101 get "floured" (by his wife! Out-of-Tuna) for being a virgin Houston Hare.

Victoria does a newbie down down

Salt Water Taffy
transfers to Houston from Bakersfield Ca.

The Pits does a Birthday DownDown,
Happy Birthday Pits!

Cums Happily babysits Alex!
....get that fix in!!....

Clark C*nt does Down Down for telling Heidi to stop strokin the keg!

Heidi gets named!
"Smooth Strokin'!"

Shuttle Cock annoints her with a Hash name, ...in honor of Beer, Flour, Gee, and the Shortcut that pays off

Smooth Strokin' and Greg
...we love a woman with flour on her knees!

Roller Balls discovers he has a belly button!

SOS and EZ Fag stop by one the way home from Tx InterHash

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Rain Bitch sports the best in hash fashion as the

...Dry Hose moves in for closer inspection

ShuttleCock leads
"Swing Low

Digital Input, WHP, Ass Grabber, & Swamp Rat

Will He Peter celebrates at the ON ON ON with Ass Grabber, Swamp Rat, and most of Hash Cash!

How better to end Hash then with a good toe s... ?

The ON ON ON was the Sports Resort...
did we mention $4 Pitchers?